you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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