i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Dignity is for republicans.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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