You're so nebulous sometimes
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
