dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
