No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
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Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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