my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
please come you make the beer taste better
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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