I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
