she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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