think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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