Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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