Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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