Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i dont even know how to be here
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this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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