Actions speak louder than pants.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
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iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
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All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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