Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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