i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Found the puke drawer
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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