Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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