I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
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Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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