**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
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i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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