Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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