why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
is this the sara with the beer cane?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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