ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
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Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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