i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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