I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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