She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
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just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
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I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
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