well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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