New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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