I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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