Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
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You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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