So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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