wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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