i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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