If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
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Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
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Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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