Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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