I want you more than these girls want KFC
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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