Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
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He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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