Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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