Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I love you.
Bad choice
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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