I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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