yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
