We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
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