that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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