i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
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I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
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