The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Randomize
