I cannot find my penis.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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