Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
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Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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