Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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