you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
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He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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