it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
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Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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