So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
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I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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