in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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