Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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