she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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