I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
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Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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