She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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