I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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