return my video game
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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