We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
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Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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